I'm not well.
I got a sore throat on Tuesday. By Friday, my voice had deteriorated so badly that I sounded like Marge Simpson. I say sounded, but actually I still do sound like her.
Only now to go with that I've also go a horrendous cough and for some reason, which I'm struggling to work out, my left eye is swollen too.
The only fun thing about all of this is that in my Marged state I worked out that I could do an awesome goose impression.
I've been honking at people all weekend. Way fun.
Oh I thought that perhaps you'd be using your new sexy Marge voice for the greater good ... this is ... earning money via phone sex.
Posted by: sid | Monday, July 06, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Sid - Thats an ingenius idea and I'm a bit disappointed in myself for not thinking of it.
I'd make a fortune, my voice is so bad today that the call would be twice as long as it actually needed to be because I'd have to repeat everything :)
Posted by: Beth | Monday, July 06, 2009 at 11:23 AM
As long as it's not Pig AIDS you'll be fine...
Posted by: Daniel Hoffmann-Gill | Monday, July 06, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Daniel - I'm pretty sure its not that!
Posted by: Beth | Monday, July 06, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Now you need to do a video blog so we can get the impersonation for ourselves! x, e
Posted by: ellie | Monday, July 06, 2009 at 08:33 PM
Ellie - Its probably best for my dignity if I don't do that. If I change my mind, I'll let you know x
Posted by: Beth | Monday, July 06, 2009 at 09:03 PM
Hope you're feeling better honey.
Many hugs and lemsip.
xx
Posted by: Roses | Wednesday, July 08, 2009 at 09:42 PM
Roses - Thank you! Sadly, I'm still feeling rough. We're at just over a week now. What makes it even worse is that I can't really have any time off work to get better because other people are off sick too. Its my own sense of obligation but I don't feel like I have a choice :(
Posted by: Beth | Thursday, July 09, 2009 at 07:38 AM